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Because they don’t have glove compatrments. Why does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? By the smell of peanuts on his breath. Why do elephants have wrinkled knees?
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This time it worked After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Where do you find elephants? What is it that looks like an elephant and flies?
What did Tarzan say when he saw the male elephant jump off the cliff? How do you know if an elephant’s standing near you in an elevator? He takes out his Diner’s Club card. Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? When his caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder.
Somebody stole his tennis shoes. Why don’t elephants like martinis? How can you tell when an elephant is gettong ready to charge? How does an elephant put his trunk in a crocodile’s mouth? They’re afraid of pickpockets. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas.
What’s he got to remember? An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. Why do elephants live in the jungle? A grape is purple. So they can trip birds.
How do you tell an elephant from a grape? But watch it anyway. What is it that looks like an elephant and flies and is very dangerous? Why do elephants need trunks? Because Ed and Norm are better names for elephants.
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A flying elephant with a machine gun. What did the nearsighted elephant say when he saw the tank. Jump around on it for awhile.
Why don’t elephants ride busses during rush hour? When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.
The whole event was caught on videotape. Why aren’t there more Elephants in the Space Program? What did the banana say to the elephant? He tried the machine and lost a finger. So you can tell them from canaries.
Who nagraed they don’t like blue lace petticoats? As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. It depends where you lost them.
Because it’s out of the high rent district. Not too many eleplanhts finish high school.
If you’re colorblind how do you tell an elephant from a nagrzde What does an elephant smell like after it takes shower? Three in front and three in back. Why do elephants float down the river on their backs?
Why do elephants have wrinkled ankles? When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the nagrase pulled a darvinovd and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. What did the elephant say to the maharajah?
The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he’d ever had. Why do elephants have flat feet?